England whitewashed

Many Englishmen are now in mourning since England lost to Australia with 5-0 in the prestigious cricket tournament The Ashes. I really don’t know that much about cricket besides that a match could go on for days and that they break for tea (Or is that just a bad rumour?) But I do understand that losing with 5-0 is terribly and I’m pretty sure the English newspapers are having a field day. If I was the English cricket team I think I would stay in Australia for a while…