Cheesiest chat-up lines

The cheesiest chat-up lines has been announced in the UK. Along with the celebrity most likely to use the line. Be prepared to cringe, it's going to very cheesy...

• Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes – Calum Best
  
  
• If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together – Carol Vorderman
  
  
• I must be in heaven because I can see an angel – Mario Marconi
  
  
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? – Cristiano Ronaldo
  
  
• Here's 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight – Jodie Marsh
  
  
• You're under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans
  
  
• Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? – Jonathan Ross
  
  
• You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day – Lee Sharpe
  
  
• If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? – Peter Andre
  
  
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes – Darius Danesh