Gordon – the vandal

The cleaners as the House of Commons are used to finding graffiti on the priceless fittings and repair damages done by tourists. But they did not expect the PM to be one of the vandals. Recently the cleaners have found strange black pen marks at the government Dispatch Box. At the next Prime Ministers Questions they stood watch, and caught the culprit in the act

As Gordon Brown gesticulated wildly with his black marker pen, stabbing at the papers in front of him and missing to hit the wood beneath, the awful truth was clear. The PM was the vandal.

The PM has now been warned, but as he is called Zorro because getting his sweeping black pen everywhere no one can't really be sure where he will strike the next time.