After reading RealDelia's post about spending the night at the British Museum I know I'm cured. That was spot on and exactly the reasons why I don't go camping or will spend the night at the museum.
*relative deprivation from creature comforts (e.g. bed, heating–those statues are cold!, shower, normal food)So nice to know that I'm not alone and at the same time realize that we all enjoy different things. That is what makes us humans so special and unique.
*living in groups and listeningto/participating in other people’s personal rituals (e.g. sleep, eating,teeth-brushing)
*that curious modern creation that is the sleeping bag