Being a hardcore single gal sometimes makes me forget that that are actually plenty of good uses for a man. And this is of course all said in good spirit... Guys, what would we do without you? You're the best.
Bringing you tea in bed in the mornings
Forgetting your anniversary, but then wildly overcompensating with a completely over-the-top gesture, preferably involving diamonds
Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor
Explaining the rules of cricket, slowly and in words of one syllable, every two years
Looking nice in a dinner suit. Every man has an inner James Bond
Removing dead mice from the house
Alphabetising your record collection
Being able to wear the same pair of shoes for 25 years before buying a new pair
Warming the bed
Making those trips to Ikea such a stress-free delight
If not exactly fixing the car, then at least looking purposeful until the AA turns up
Ordering a lovely big bowl of chips in a restaurant which you then eat most of — without, of course, having actually ordered any yourself
Mixing the perfect gin and tonic
Having more hair on his legs than you
Doing up the zip on your dress
Opening jars (as loosened by you)
Presenting Top Gear.
Diving, in exotic destinations
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